HELP. I'M A SEXY GNOME AND MADCOMBAT HAS KIDNAPPED ME.

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HELP. MY NAME IS GNOMINA AND I'M A SEXY GNOME WITH PINK HAIR (AKA MAD'S DREAM GNOME) AND HE'S GOT ME IN THIS SHITTY SILK SACK. I WILL TEACH (op) MAGIC TRICKS TO ANYONE WHO CAN SAVE ME.

p.s. , Nande is a shit doctor, Drek sucks at blacksmithing, Rhogar is a great lover, Leo and Smith are gay lovers, the Dame is a bitch, Marcella is racist, Vi is too tall, Vantar is actually an annoying bitch like not even shitposting that's just a fact, and Glacius and Emily are white-power supporters.

p.p.s,     mad combat has a small pp