My Favorite Moments on 'Event Time With Prowler'

//////// I will sort through the rest of the logs later, but this was the funniest mini event I have had in SOOOOO long ////////


[SERVER] [EVENT] Event Time With Prowler: Somewhere near the garbage, a loud crack errupts across the zone. A soung similar to that of splintering ground and crashing stone.... Thunderous clap follows before utter silence.


[SERVER] [IC] Connor Davis: The hell is this...?



**As Connor nears the massive crystaline structure- he would find that the temperature gets colder and colder. Spanning from the normal termpature of the zone down to freezing temperatures with only feet of distance between the two extremities.


[SERVER] [ME] Connor Davis: staggers backwards with how fast and how cold it was.


[SERVER] [IC] Connor Davis: Jesus fucking christ thats cold...


[SERVER] [ME] Connor Davis: scratches the back of his head...


[SERVER] [IC] Connor Davis: Better go get Ayanna...


** Some of the crystals seem transparent, while others less so. **

[SERVER] [IC] Connor Davis: Wait... I wonder...


**[6 Foot tall, slightly broadened shoul...] picks up a loose can and fills it with a rock.


[SERVER] [IC] Connor Davis: Here goes nothing.


[SERVER] [ME] Connor Davis: saddles the AK on his back and takes cover behind the tree, before flinging the can hard at the cloest crystal.


**The can soars through the air, thuding against the ice structure. It chips off a few splinters of ice- which fall to the ground- before melting. As for the can, it seems fine, sitting there against the ground next to the icebergs.


[SERVER] [IC] Connor Davis: Well... Doesn't seem incredibly deadly...


[SERVER] [IC] Connor Davis: No entrance...


[SERVER] [EVENT] Event Time With Prowler: from out of the anomaly hobbles a shivering ecologist, clutching onto his arms and shaking violently. He slips at the edge of an iceberg, stumbling and falling to the ground below. Still shivering.


[SERVER] [IC] Connor Davis: Hey, hey take it easy man.


[SERVER] [IC] Connor Davis: Lets get you away from this thing.


[SERVER] [ME] Connor Davis: goes to help the man to his feet and lead him away from the iceberg,


[SERVER] [ME] Event Time With Prowler: seems oblivious of the stalker's pressence as he continues to shake violently from the cold.


[SERVER] [IT] Event Time With Prowler: With the stalker's help, the man is saved!


[SERVER] [IC] Connor Davis: Fuck me thats cold.


[SERVER] [ME] Connor Davis: "Right," waves a hand in front of the mans face "You still with me or are you lucid mate?"


[SERVER] [IT] Event Time With Prowler: At this range, the temperature seems normal. It takes a few minutes for the man to regain his composure, but he seems thankful when that time comes... "Th-thanks, s-s-s-stalker." His teeth clammer with every syllable.


[SERVER] [IC] Connor Davis: Right... Come on mate, think you can walk? I think I remember seeing a campsite in the scrapyard. I reckon a nice fire would warm you up, aye?


[SERVER] [ME] Event Time With Prowler: nods a couple times as he hunches over. The muscles in his back still tensed from the cold. "Fire.. Yeah, th-th-that soun-nds g-g-good."


[SERVER] [ME] Connor Davis: "Come on then, I'm not up to carrying you at the moment, not with this and this" he says whilst pointing to his leg and arm.


[SERVER] [IC] Connor Davis: Right, lets see what we got.


[SERVER] [ME] Connor Davis: rummages around in his pockets for a second before pulling out a box of matches and some tinder.


[SERVER] [IC] Connor Davis: Wait here for a second, I'll go and grab a few sticks to stoke the fire with.


[SERVER] [IC] Connor Davis: We'll have you warm soon friend, don't worry


[SERVER] [ME] Connor Davis: breaks a few small sticks away from the bush to use as second tier wood,.


[SERVER] [IC] Connor Davis: It's not much, but without an axe we're not getting any logs.


[SERVER] [ME] Connor Davis: puts the tinder on top of the sticks and strikes the match, lighting the fire.


[SERVER] [IC] Connor Davis: There...


[SERVER] [IC] Connor Davis: Wont be very warm at the moment, but gimme a few seconds to get some more fuel and we'll be right as rain


[SERVER] [IC] Event Time With Prowler: E-e-e-excellent. Thanks s-s-ta-ta-talker.


[SERVER] [ME] Event Time With Prowler: holds his hands out and kneels very closely to the fire,


[SERVER] [ME] Connor Davis: says "woah, easy there friend" whilst pulling you back slightly.


[SERVER] [IC] Connor Davis: You're cold, I get it, but don't set yourself on fire trying to warm yourself up. It doesn't work, believe me. I've tried.


[SERVER] [ME] Event Time With Prowler: is pulled back, falling onto his rump, simply pointing at his suit with a shaking hand.


[SERVER] [IC] Connor Davis: Good point... That thing looks fire proof enough... It might be a good idea to take it off, or at least unzip it or something, it doesn't look like it allows heat through vey well. Right, I'll build you a bonfire if it's what you need, friend. I'll be right back.


[SERVER] [ME] Connor Davis: begins gathering some more sticks, completely stripping to bush of all the easy to gather sticks and leaves.


[SERVER] [ME] Connor Davis: gathers more sticks, completely stripping the bush of all it's sticks, leaving himself slightly overloaded with sticks and dropping a few of the smaller ones on the way back.


[SERVER] [ME] Event Time With Prowler: continues to sit next to the fire. Still in his suit as the stalker comes back. Not even unzipped. "I'm starting to feel a little better." The chattering of his teeth seems to have ceased. Not that anyone can even see through his bubble.


[SERVER] [ME] Connor Davis: dumps a huge load of sticks next, not on, the fire, ready to toss on once the fire looks stable enough to take more fuel.


[SERVER] [ME] Connor Davis: adds a few sticks to the fire to build it up.


[SERVER] [ME] Event Time With Prowler: shakes his head. "This suit and I do not part- we are one. I am it's master and it obeys my whim without hesitation." He looks at the stalker before looking at his hands. "Warm up suit!" he demands in an authoritative tone. The suit does nothing. "I said warm up!" Still nothing happens.


[SERVER] [ME] Connor Davis: does his best not to chuckle. "Say, think if you told it to it would go into that crystal thing and get whatever the hell that was for you?


[SERVER] [ME] Event Time With Prowler: snorts at the comment with arogance. "Negative! My suit obeys my orders, it does not command my limbs to move! I have the power over it- not the reversal."


[SERVER] [ME] Connor Davis: lets a little laugh escape at that comment "So then, how'd you manage to get into that state friend? Must be bloody freezing in there if that suit didn't protect you. I wasn't even willing to get close to the actual ice itself..."


[SERVER] [IC] Event Time With Prowler: Do you understand how long I was in there? Have you any mere clue- mortal?


[SERVER] [IC] Connor Davis: Not in the slightest. I just walked past and saw you flop down shivering.


[SERVER] [IC] Event Time With Prowler: Your puny cranium vessel fails to comprehend my vast superiority over that measly anomaly! I was in there- for one... Whole.... Minute.


[SERVER] [ME] Connor Davis: says "Well... Errr..." tries to sound suitably impressed, then contiuing to say "Well, your a braver man than I, that much is visible. You feel a bit better?"


[SERVER] [ME] Connor Davis: heaps a few more sticks onto the fire.


[SERVER] [ME] Event Time With Prowler: stands abruptly. "To simply prove a point. I shall endeavor into the harsh chill of that sickle anomaly once more!"


[SERVER] [ME] Connor Davis: gets to his feet, albeit stiffly and yelps slightly. "Fucking leg, ow. You do NOT need to go back in there, not till your better prepared.


[SERVER] [IC] Event Time With Prowler: Cower behind my hulking figure, mortal.


[SERVER] [IT] Event Time With Prowler: He wasn't much of a hulking figure.


[SERVER] [IC] Connor Davis: The suit may obey your orders, but maybe your suit is to inferior to yourself for your own indevor?


[SERVER] [IC] Connor Davis: After all, what suit could possibly hope to measure up to someone as magnificant as yourself?


[SERVER] [IC] Event Time With Prowler: Here is my plan.


[SERVER] [IC] Event Time With Prowler: I shall scale the icebergs with relative ease. Upon doing so, I shall wander into the frost-bitten center, and climb the center spire. Then I shall retrieve the snowflake, and jump down before climbing my way back out. Fool proof!


[SERVER] [IC] Connor Davis: Excellent plan! I have something to add to that that will make you look even more magnificant!


[SERVER] [IC] Connor Davis: Do it faster, and tie a rope around your stomach that reaches all the way back here, that will measure how pitiful the distance is compared to one as great as yourself!


[SERVER] [ME] Event Time With Prowler: scowls over his shoulder. "You mock my glory, mortal!'