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undeadhunter75 New Member Posts: 1	The First Entirely Original Shitpost Thread. Jun 1, 2017 16:27:45 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by undeadhunter75 on Jun 1, 2017 16:27:45 GMT store.steampowered.com/app/447020/Farming_Simulator_17/ Much more thrilling >Better Stability and Gameplay >Not everyone is an underage cock gobbler >muh realism >muh farming >hoes galore

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The First Entirely Original Shitpost Thread. Jun 4, 2017 2:02:20 GMT

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Post by literally hitler on Jun 4, 2017 2:02:20 GMT

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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The First Entirely Original Shitpost Thread. Jun 4, 2017 2:07:10 GMT

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Post by riddick on Jun 4, 2017 2:07:10 GMT

i.imgur.com/zKFkjc0.png This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

Doctor Medstilit Junior Member FOR THE EMPEROR!!! Posts: 29	The First Entirely Original Shitpost Thread. Jun 5, 2017 1:41:48 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Doctor Medstilit on Jun 5, 2017 1:41:48 GMT
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The First Entirely Original Shitpost Thread. Jun 5, 2017 1:42:14 GMT

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Post by cereal on Jun 5, 2017 1:42:14 GMT

Fuck fuck FUCK! Nigger master of BBall just dunked on my ass FULL COURT. I got SO pissed. Took a fucking staple gun and started putting a bunch of them up his ass while he dunked AGAIN. Fucker was hanging from the net like a nigger on a sycamore tree.

communist Senior Member Posts: 143	The First Entirely Original Shitpost Thread. Jun 5, 2017 1:45:50 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by communist on Jun 5, 2017 1:45:50 GMT